I’m having a Festivus party this weekend.
I need to throw out my distractingly festive tree and those materialistic lights.
I also need to confront the problem that is my linen/coat closet. A shelf gave way under the weight of my snowboard boots (which I apparently will use again exactly NEVER) and a bunch of other junkity junk junk. Or maybe I’ll just wait for a Festivus Miracle. Those don’t happen if everything is perfect and your apartment is decidedly not broken. The more you know!
I need to think of some good grievances to air. I take this seriously, and lest I forget, they will have to stew for a whole another year. Not good. I need thinking food…
Like macaroni and cheese. Grown-up, interesting macaroni and cheese. A mountain of cheese is a must. With something green that decidedly isn’t there to make the situation healthier (because COME ON), but more sophisticated and exciting. Cumin seeds on top? On top of a mountain of Dutch cheeses, that is? Don’t mind if I do.