Oh, hello. Meet the summer cocktail of my dreams.
Also in my dreams: Alec Baldwin follows me around all day (wearing a tuxedo, natch–what is he, a farmer?) and does all of my speaking for me. I just scribble on note cards and wear sunglasses.
Can we make this happen? Maybe I could get on Kickstarter and collect donations.
Meanwhile, I’ll just tell you: This drink made my life better. It’s refreshing, it’s interesting, it’s downright scrumptious. It’s the reason for this:
Looks positively yikes-worthy, huh? Don’t worry; I also bought a cantaloupe that I pushed out of the frame. For comedic effect.
