So, here’s a weird thing that happened. I’ve misplaced a bottle of hot sauce around here. I know I had it last Sunday morning, because I doused my eggs in its spicy, spicy splendor, as I often do. Since then, I just… I don’t know where it is. How does one lose something like a bottle of Valentina?
I would just buy another bottle. I’ve never had any qualms about dropping my hard-earned cash on hot sauce. If I had the fridge space, I’d have a straight-up collector’s collection of hot sauce. The thing is, I know I will find it someplace like my medicine cabinet, or the freezer, or that weird drawer in the kitchen where I keep hot glue gun refills and electrical tape.
I should go check all those places right now. I’ll be right back.
…Nope.
