I knew it! Science has finally given me an excuse for being bad at sports. All of them. Science says: we are not like all the other animals. All we are good at doing is long-distance running thanks to tendons and hairlessness (I’m gleefully ignoring this), and being smart enough to know how to make ice cream thanks to wicked smart brains.
If I quit trying to occasionally swim faster, this isn’t resignation. I’m just at peace with evolution and nature, is all, because, sharks! Fast! Am I right or am I right?
This isn’t my first time at the Goat Cheese and Chocolate Rodeo. Ever since, I’ve wanted to do it again and add berries. I thought about cupcakes. I thought about cheesecake. I thought about layer cake. And then I thought, those things are MAD HARD sometimes.













