Tag Archives: chocolate

Basil Chip Ice Cream

I had a very serious conversation with the family at Easter dinner…  About our favorite ice cream flavors.  It seems every human being is obligated to have one, but if you asked me about my mom’s go-to, I really wouldn’t know.  Turns out, she doesn’t know either, and none of us has a definitive one, really–what might have been a simple Q&A in other families became us just naming flavors.  Yeah…  I’m related to these people.

I should also add that we were eating ice cream.  Before eating cake.  Again–these people are definitely my people.

However, I think my maybe-favorite, the one I would pick if you held a gun to my head (which you wouldn’t do, because that’s dumb) is mint chip.  There is so much to like: the freshness, the balance of sweet with bitter dark chocolate, the crunch…  I am a fan.

But why don’t we branch out today?  You may not think of basil as dessert-appropriate, but why not?  Mint is only used in desserts because we’re used to it.  There are so many other green, fragrant, delightful things that grow in the dirt on our planet.  Let’s play with them.

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Pistachio-Chocolate Tart with Potato Chip Crust

Okay–I know this isn’t pink.  It’s also not heart-shaped.  But romantic?  Perfect for your Valentine’s Day?  Yes and yes!  Hear me out.

First of all, chocolate.  Deep and dark and luscious.  This tart is practically a giant truffle, shaped like a pizza.  If you’re not into that, I can’t help you.

Second of all, a tart crust made from potato chips–say what?  To me, there’s quite a bit of romance in the strange, offbeat, the path less traveled, etc.  If you want a bit of novelty with your dessert, or if you want to put potato chips and pistachios in something just because you’re a quirky goose like that, this is a winner.

Also, salted desserts are all the rage, you heard? Highbrow/lowbrow is also a thing.  Sometimes it’s okay to try and be just a little trendy…  I’ll admit: trends can be delicious, too.

In short, whether you make this for chocolate lovers, kooks or food hipsters, you will have fans old and new.  There’s a good chance that your Valentine (or the person you’d like to be your Valentine… wink, nudge) is one of the above.  So let’s make magic things happen together!  (1) Make tart, (2) be adored, (3) invite me to the wedding/50th anniversary if that’s how you roll.

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Super Bowl Roundup

Because everyone agrees the food is the best part of this, right?

Suggestions for party guests:

1) Bacon-Jalapeno Jam. Double the recipe (trust me!), bring a baguette, become an instant hero.

2) Buttermilk ranch, completely from scratch. Also impressive!  Your favorite wings need a sidekick.

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Double Chocolate and Candied Orange Peel Cookies

You guys…  I have never pawned off  a batch of cookies with more urgency.  Normally, baked goods will hang out on my counter for a while, waiting for me to meet up with a friend or catch my neighbor when she’s going out for a walk.  I will enjoy one here and there in the meantime.  But this was what you might call a Dangerous Situation.  Janeane Garofalo would rightly make fun of me, but the cookies had to go!

I’m all about the orange-chocolate combo, you see.  The fragrance, the bitterness of the orange, plus rich, dark, swoon-worthy chocolate…  It’s all so dreamy.

And man, these are good.  Chewy, rich and fudgy, with tons of texture courtesy of crunchy pecans and toothsome, chewy candied orange.  That’s two kinds of chewy for those of you who are keeping track!  Flavorwise, need I say more?  My goodness.

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Double Chocolate and Almond Chunk Cookies

Things I really love lately:

1. How to Be a Woman by Caitlin Moran.  You should read it if you’re a woman.  You should read it if you’re a man.  You REALLY should read it if you enjoy wonderful things…  And laughing out loud in public places.

2. Elvis Costello (again).  Do you think he and Diana Krall (coolest marriage ever, or what?) would adopt me?  I mean, I make snacks and love napping, so…

3. This owl vase.  It needs no explaining.

4. Colin Meloy, superhero nerd-lit singer-songwriter of the Decemberists, and Rob Delany, Funny Ridiculous Man, tweeting each other.  YES, Twitter.  Do what you do.

5. This watch from Etsy and this nail polish.  I may or may not be a mess…  But my hands (at least one at a time) look awesome.

6. These cookies I’m about to tell you about.  So much chewiness.  So much chocolate.  And then there are almonds.  And!  They’re quick to make.  I’m sold.

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Sour Cream Chocolate Chip Coffee Cake

This is also known as Deb’s mom’s coffee cake.  As if I knew not only Deb of Smitten Kitchen, but also her mother!  It’s easy to forget that every recipe belongs to someone–or many someones–and sharing them is really sharing a part of you.  My friends, my coworkers and I enjoyed this lovely cake because Deb and her mom wanted us to.  Touching, no?

(Don’t tell anyone I have Feelings!  Okay?)

No, really.   Where would we be if the first caveman (or cavewoman) to discover barbecue hoarded the secret?  I don’t even want to think about it.  What an asshole.

Let’s toast to civilization today.  We’re onto something good here, people!  Bake up something pillowy, soft and studded with chocolate chip bling.  Throw some cinnamon sugar magic in there, then some more on top.  A good cup of coffee is necessary.

Also, this is a crowd-friendly cake…  You’ll need at least a few good companions to take this on.

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