Yo, I don’t mean to be dramatic or anything (yes I do), but we almost got killed by a meteor the other day. Bruce Willis was nowhere to be found.
Bruce. We needed you!
You’d better have a good excuse, is all I’m saying.
This is probably the breakfast I’m making the next time we’re threatened with the fate of the dinosaurs. Except I would add a mountain of cheese and chase it with whiskey… But that’s not going to happen, so here we are. Let’s keep it reasonable and live for a few more decades, I s’pose.