Is “stirring” on your list of hobbies?
… No? Same here. I’m not THAT much of a looney tune.
But here’s a sampling of what I do like doing:
-Make not-fizzy mimosas with Moscato I have left over from making sabayon. I don’t like sweet wine, but I’m not throwing it out, okay? It’s wine just like any other wine. Does it not have feelings? Does. It. Not. Bleed?!?!
-Pick out nail polish based solely on the names. Current favorites: “Bam-blue-zled” and “Follow me on glitter.”
-Listen to the Supreme Court. No, really! At least today and yesterday.
-Eat risotto. This is the one that’s relevant. And to make risotto, we must stir. Stir valiantly, my friends. You will be rewarded.










